James' Funnies

!!!!!FunnyWhatIsIt1~ ~ ~~ ~ ~~ ~ ~~ ~ ~~ ~ ~~ ~ ~~ ~ ~~ ~ ~
I very quietly confided to my best friend that I was having an affair.  She turned to me and asked, « Are you having it catered’?
And that, my friend, is the definition of ‘OLD’!
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Just before the funeral services, the undertaker came up to the very elderly widow and asked, ‘How old was your husband?’ ’98,’ she replied: ‘Two years older than I am.’
‘So you’re 96,’ the undertaker commented. 
She responded, ‘Hardly worth going home, is it?’
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Reporters interviewing a 104-year-old woman: « And what do you think is the best thing about being 104? » the reporter asked.
She simply replied, ‘No peer pressure.’
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